je suis une... lesbienne
you are what you eat, and i'm an asshole. merry, big lesbian, loves my wife very much [ icon art by pea-fish ! ]

GOODBYE TO THE BLUE HELL

madeverymerry:

in the wake of this latest bullshittery ive found the motivation to actually get out of this shithole and get myself to a different platform

imma be on twitter if u need me

if we’re mutuals or u wanna keep up on my dumb bullshit life my personal tweeter is here: madeverymerry

if you’re here for the art or you wanna support my art endeavors the twitter for that is here: _mvm_art

ill be reblogging this every once in a while and getting the funnyposts while i can but come december 17th im fuckin Out

the end is nigh so follow me on twitter, luv u all

shromo:

Some Warden classics

argumate:

brainstatic:

Ben Carson is such a great example of how the concept of raw intelligence doesn’t exist, and that people can have wildly varying types of intelligence. This man is the best brain surgeon in America. Possibly the world. He invented a new way to treat seizures. He separated conjoined twins in a surgery that everyone else said was impossible. And he thinks going to prison makes you gay. He thinks the pyramids were grain silos built by the biblical Joseph.

So maybe you suck at something because in one area you’re Ben Carson The Politician but in another area you might be Ben Carson The Neurosurgeon.

this is tremendously inspiring and utterly horrifying at the same time

songsaboutswords:
“ my lord i had forgott the Fart
”

songsaboutswords:

my lord i had forgott the Fart

acoolguy:

fyeahgothicromance:

nuclearmedicine:

dynastylnoire:

redlipstickresurrected:

Black Ghost aka Juodasis Vaiduoklis is a bronze sculpture sculpted by Svajunas Jurkus and Sergejus Plotnikovas located at the port of Klaipėda, Lithuania.

Nope

HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE BLACK GHOST AND NOT POST A NIGHT PICTURE?

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holy shit

me after drinking Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™

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unfunny people when they talk to someone funny: ARE YOU ON DRUGS WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU TAKING LMAO

fleetwoodbrak:

more animorphs aliens 👽

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